talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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