No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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