We're like a lot better than the average bears
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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