Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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