Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
