No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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