For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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