I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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