now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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