Don't you send me to vm
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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