I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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