I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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