Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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