guys are not supposed to queef...right?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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