These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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