Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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