So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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