As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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