I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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