she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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