LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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