Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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