Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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