his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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