I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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