how can u be prego again
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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