I'm gonna have a badass scar
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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