they need to just BURY HIM!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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