i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
as a side note pls kill me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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