My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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