I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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