I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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