she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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