She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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