You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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