We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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