I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
