too bad you live with your parents still
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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