doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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