And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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