it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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