Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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