This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
