I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Porn is love you can see.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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