i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
