i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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