who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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