we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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