I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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