hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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